A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

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Your friends today attach themselves not to you but to your purse or to some advantage they can gain through your father's kindness. When your purse is empty or when your father is no longer in power, they bid you good-bye.

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