A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

I was in front of an ambulance the other day, and I noticed that the word ambulance was spelled in reverse print on the hood of the ambulance. And I thought, Well, isn't that clever. I look in the rear-view mirror; I can read the word ambulance behind me. Of course while you're reading, you don't see where you're going, you crash. You need an ambulance. I think they're trying to drum up some business on the way back from lunch.

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