A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
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Have you ever felt despair? Absolute hopelessness? Have you ever stood in the darkness and known, deep in your heart, in your spirit, that it was never, ever going to get better? That something had been lost, forever, and that it wasn't coming back?
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