A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

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Persons whose wagers depend upon how particular selected athletes perform in actual sporting events stand in no different stead than persons who wager on the outcome of any sporting event in which they are not participants.

Lisa Madigan

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he wants, but I'm telling you as soon as a guy like that does a black joke or something - 'How dare you!' I totally think it's unfair.

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You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

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My mother is home. Your mother is your home. Everybody is a momma's boy or a momma's girl. That's where we came from, from a woman's womb. She always gave me good advice because mothers know best at times. She gives me advice and I take it, run with it and share that with somebody else.

Jay Rock

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Big sporting events and spectacles might give the national morale a shot in the arm, but they are too transient and taste-specific to stand as robust symbols of nationhood.