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You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

Jeff Foxworthy

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

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First of all, "redneck" is a state of mind, not a person. So the "racist redneck" thing is a state of mind, not a geographical location. So I don't mean to imply that it's just Southerners. And if you don't recognize the racist underpinnings and the emotional reactive response you're getting from these teabaggers because we have a black president, then you are either being dishonest, or you've never seen the teabaggers.

Janeane Garofalo

I recycle and try to be nice to the earth. But flora and fauna have always interested me, and it is because of so many years of summer camp and growing up in DC with Rock Creek Park fairly near me, or Glover Park; I lived in Glover Park for a while and that park was in my backyard.

Henry Rollins

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

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You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

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You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

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You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

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You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

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You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

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You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

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