A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

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You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

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You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

Jeff Foxworthy

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

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If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.

Henny Youngman

If you're a young black dude from the hood you want to come through the hood in a car that makes a lot of noise.

Lil Baby

I worked at car washes - two or three different car washes. I worked at McDonald's and Wendy's, I worked as a dishwasher and as a telemarketer in two or three different places. I sold windows door-to-door and never once sold a window.

Joseph Bruce

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

Jeff Foxworthy

When you walk in your home you don't have to maintain the same attitude that you had out in the street. You can be different with your people and your family than you are with a person that you run into in the hood. Even them they have to know to respond to you differently in the hood cuz if people see something out of the character that they portray you. They'll try you.

Curtis Jackson

Curran gave me a flat look. "I can always drive to a burger joint instead." "Oh, so you'd throw a burger down my throat and expect making out in the back seat?" He grinned. "We can do it in the front seat instead, if you prefer. Or on the hood of the car." "I'm not doing it on the hood of the car." "Is that a dare?" Why me?

Ilona Andrews

Imagination is the hood ornament on your car of creativity.

Gary Busey

It's the African-American experience. You've got to wear different masks. When you're in the hood, if you stand out, you get picked on for being weak. Sometimes you have to hide your intelligence. In front of your boys, you might put on a bit of bravado, be a little bit tougher.

Michael B. Jordan

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