A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

Music in a movie might tell you about longing. It might tell you about fear. It might tell you any number of things, but it tells you something different. Something happy might be going on, but there can be this little sad tinge underneath that tells you something.

Fred Schepisi

Being in a bathtub with Jackie Chan, I don't know, it has a way of bonding you I'll tell you that. I don't know if there are some weird undertones. It was like we had met in Los Angeles and we didn't have that much to say to each other but, after that bathtub scene, we were great friends.

Owen Wilson

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

Jeff Foxworthy

"Our first conversation was on the phone. I was in the bathtub, and I had to tell him that I was in the bathtub because I was afraid he would think I was, like, playing in the toilet when he heard water swishing around. [...] Then we had breakfast in Santa Monica, and I spit egg inside of his mouth when I was talking.

Jennifer Lawrence

Age is just a number, and agelessness means not buying into the idea that a number determines everything from your state of health to your attractiveness to your value.