A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

Jeff Foxworthy

I grew up in a house that might have had the only front-yard cornfield in all of Los Angeles.

Paul Fleischman

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

Jeff Foxworthy

I remember when my daughter was twelve, suddenly a boy started hanging out in front of our house after school. It was this kid, Justin. My office at the time was right in the front, so I just looked out the window. I couldn't write. I couldn't concentrate. I was like, "What are you doing? What do you expect to achieve by standing in front of my house with my daughter inside?" I hated that kid so much.

Cinco Paul

I knew that my dollhouse was a toy, but in a way, it seemed more like a portal to adulthood. I didn't play with it the way I might with my Barbie dream house. Instead, I furnished it. I kept it pristine. I decorated the house for each season. I had jack-o'-lanterns in the fall and a Christmas tree with working lights in the winter.

J. Courtney Sullivan

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

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My daughter is a redneck woman, she's a redneck girl.

Gretchen Wilson

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

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