A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

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If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

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You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

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You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

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The typical jobs that a lower-skilled immigration worker might do might be construction work, it might be hospitality work, it might be restaurant work, or might be not working at all and just going onto the welfare system if there isn't a job for that individual.

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You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

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If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

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You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

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You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

Jeff Foxworthy

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

Jeff Foxworthy

When I was a kid in the business, you always had in the back of your head this feeling that if I screw up, I might be fired. So you went out every night and tore your rear end up to make sure that you gave the best performance you can and learning constantly because you never had that idea of 'I'm so great, I'm never going to be fired.'

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Hair color is the easiest way to change your appearance, but a bad dye job might draw more attention to you.

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You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

Jeff Foxworthy

I've always been a deep sleeper; because I come from such a large family - there are 10 kids - I could sleep through anything. Even with my last day job, I'd sleep in later and later and start coming in an hour-and-a-half late. I got fired twice before I really got fired.

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