A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

Jeff Foxworthy

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

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You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

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You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

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You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

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You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

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You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

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You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

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You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

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You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

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Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer and puts 'em in a litter bag. A redneck's one that rides around in a truck and drinks beer and throws 'em out the window.

Billy Carter

If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Jeff Foxworthy

I was kind of a little redneck growing up, living on a farm, and running around in the country. I developed hillbilly tendencies, but I wanted to listen to something a little more meaningful than "Redneck Woman" or whatever.

Lydia Loveless

When I was 16, I used to drive huge loads of laundry in a three ton truck. I would turn round at night to drive back and see the band in a place north of Toronto called Dunn's Pavilion. I would drive that truck all day and they drive back and all the way until one day I wrecked the truck. I fell asleep and wrecked it. I was OK and so was my helper. I called my dad and the first words out of his mouth were, "are you OK?" I was really lucky I had a kind father.