A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

Jeff Foxworthy

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

Most people have a rope that ties them to someone, and that rope can be short or it can be long. (Be long. Belong. Get it?) You don't know how long, though. It's not your choice.

Nick Hornby

Curran gave me a flat look. "I can always drive to a burger joint instead." "Oh, so you'd throw a burger down my throat and expect making out in the back seat?" He grinned. "We can do it in the front seat instead, if you prefer. Or on the hood of the car." "I'm not doing it on the hood of the car." "Is that a dare?" Why me?

Ilona Andrews

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

Jeff Foxworthy

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

Jeff Foxworthy

I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.

Henny Youngman

If you're a young black dude from the hood you want to come through the hood in a car that makes a lot of noise.

Lil Baby

Before Julius Erving, being a stylish basketball player meant 13 ounces of pomade in your hair and color coordinating the belt in your shorts with your canvas sneakers. Dr. J was a transcendent figure athletically, but he also changed the aesthetics of the sport.

Sean Evans

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

Jeff Foxworthy

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