A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

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You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

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You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

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When you're a guest star on a movie or a TV show, I always say it's like being invited to a family reunion, but it's not your family. So you don't belong - they're being nice to you, but you don't fit in completely; you don't know everybody's story. You don't have a history.

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You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

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If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

After my grandfather died I went down to the basement of my family house where my family kept books, anthologies and things and there was an anthology without any names attached to it and I read a poem called Spellbound and I somehow attached it to my grandfather's death and I thought my grandfather had written it.

Edward Hirsch

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy had that whole "You might be a redneck" thing; Larry the Cable Guy had "Git-R-Done." Some comics have that hook. Dane Cook had that super finger. So I just caught on early on. I ran with "Fluffy."

Gabriel Iglesias

That might be completely self-indulgent, to write your first major-label debut as a dedication to your family. But, you know, that's where my heart was.

Sturgill Simpson

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

Jeff Foxworthy

My encounters with racism are sort of second-hand situations where I might be standing around with a group of white friends and someone makes a comment that they wouldn't make at my family reunion.

Wentworth Miller

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