A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You can never take your foot off the gas pedal. You have to play the right way at both ends.

Avery Bradley

If you ever take your foot off the gas pedal, things will spiral out of control, snowball downwards.

Sam Altman

In this league, you can't take your foot off the gas pedal. You think you have something won, but teams are too good, too talented.

Alex Smith

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

Jeff Foxworthy

Activism has to remain active. That's the trademark slogan and that's the mantra, because if your foot doesn't stay on the pedal, the car will stop.

Bethann Hardison

I can say that I don't see myself with the foot on the gas pedal as hard as it's been down for 16 years.

Kenny Chesney

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

Jeff Foxworthy

I like mixing things up. That makes it more interesting. I love mixing in slower funk with what I do. I'll add drum and bass and put my foot to the gas pedal and press it to the floor.

GRiZ

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

Jeff Foxworthy

It was like being in a car with the gas pedal slammed down to the floor and nothing to do but hold on and pretend to have some semblance of control. But control was something I'd lost a long time ago.

Nic Sheff

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

Steven Wright

You have to maintain the balance between fast growth and smooth growth. It's like driving a car and knowing when to balance the gas pedal and the brake.

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