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You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

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You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

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You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

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You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

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You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.

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You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

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You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

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If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

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You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

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You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

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You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

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If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

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Jeff Foxworthy had that whole "You might be a redneck" thing; Larry the Cable Guy had "Git-R-Done." Some comics have that hook. Dane Cook had that super finger. So I just caught on early on. I ran with "Fluffy."

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You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

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You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

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The only reason I'm ever in character as 'Larry The Cable Guy' is because that's what I'm hired to do. In my movies, obviously they hired 'Larry The Cable Guy' to be 'Larry The Cable Guy.' When I do my shows, I'm 'Larry The Cable Guy.' When I do Jay Leno, it's: 'Please welcome 'Larry The Cable Guy.'

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