A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
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I can't live without scissors. I don't have any tattoos, but I thought if I ever got a tattoo, it should probably be scissors.
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