A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

Jeff Foxworthy

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Juan Manuel Santos

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

Jeff Foxworthy

There is a certain amount of commerce in the film industry in as much as you have value, and for a moment, your value goes up, then it all disappears again.

Eddie Redmayne

As the price of gas goes up, people will become more conscience of how much they use.

Mike Rounds

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

Jeff Foxworthy

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