A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Car Home Just Might Own Redneck Several Wheels Without

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

Jeff Foxworthy

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

Jeff Foxworthy

As a kid, I loved my Matchbox cars, my Big Wheels, and the race cars on TV. When I laid eyes on my first go-kart when I was just five, it gave my desire for making things with wheels go fast a focus. This combined with the fact that I've been incredibly competitive since a young age made for the proper mix of passion and aggression to become a race car driver.

Andy Lally

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

Jeff Foxworthy

Snowboarding is skateboarding without the wheels, just on snow. It's the same thing, just that one is on hard ground with the wheels, the other is on snow. You just have to know how to maneuver your board and do things you want to do.

Gza

Shared ownership will always mean that you will never sell as many cars as might have been sold without shared mobility... if people are sharing cars, then obviously you are going to sell less cars than would have been sold otherwise. But it doesn't mean that you will have a deceleration in private cars; it just means that the growth will be lower.

Anand Mahindra

You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

Jeff Foxworthy

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

Jeff Foxworthy

Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he wants, but I'm telling you as soon as a guy like that does a black joke or something - 'How dare you!' I totally think it's unfair.

Carlos Mencia

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

Jeff Foxworthy

One of my favorite places I've visited is Havana, Cuba. On my way home from Costa Rica, I did a week in Havana. The colors, the music, the beautiful men and the cars! I love vintage and antique cars and own a couple myself.