A Quote by Jenny Lawson

YOU are using a frisbee as a plate." "Uh, what? I'm not using a--oh hang on, this is a frisbee. Weird." Victor glared at me. "Dude, calm down, I'll wash it afterward. It's probably dishwasher safe.

Jenny Lawson

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Calm Calm Down Dishwasher Down Dude Frisbee Hang Me Oh Plate Safe Using Victor Wash Weird

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Jenny Lawson
American - Journalist
Born: 1973

When you unite the nothingness of your mind with the nothingness of the Frisbee, then the Frisbee is not a Frisbee, and you are not you.

Frederick Lenz

Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to chasing after a frisbee.

Jim Gaffigan

In the game of Frisbee you throw the disk to someone else. The point of Frisbee is perfect communication. The person at the other end of the field is receiving an impression, a vibration from you.

Frederick Lenz

The more perfectly you can refine the process of Frisbee, the tighter your energy is and the more you become one with the nothingness of the Frisbee, the nothingness of the play.

Frederick Lenz

We were in this park in Canada throwing a frisbee around, and there was a homeless guy there who swore to God I was Mick Jagger. I kept telling him I wasn't, and he kept thinking I was Jagger and wanted to play frisbee with us. Then he heard a siren coming and thought I called the cops - and he ran away!

Ryan Ross

I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.

Dylan Moran

I got so used to using chopsticks that using a fork and knife is weird.

Stephon Marbury

Remember when you picked me up like a frisbee and tossed me across you yard?

Alyson Noel

I've been working hard on a new song, it's titled "Frozen Piggy Pudding". It's about how the government is full of pigs who eat pudding all day. Oh look a frisbee, allo' govna.

Thom Yorke

This is going to sound cheesy, but with acting there are so many tools. When you're on camera, you're using all of it. You're using the voice, you're using your body, you're using wardrobe, all of it, but it's funny, once you take all of those things away, you realize how much you rely on the physicality.

Jennifer Stone

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

Stewart Francis

Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?

Karl Pilkington

I have an American top hat that's collapsible and works as a frisbee.

Jackson Rathbone

Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee.

Mitch Hedberg

How did we make the transition from using wood to using coal, from using coal to using oil, from using oil to using natural gas? How in God's name did we make that transition without a Federal Energy Agency?

Milton Friedman

It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

Peter Kay

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