A Quote by Jerry Lawler

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

Jerry Lawler

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Jerry Lawler
American - Wrestler
Born: November 29, 1949

Jake 'The Snake' Roberts, man - brilliant mind.

The Undertaker

One of the best talkers to ever step foot in the ring is Jake 'The Snake' Roberts, and he proves it every time he steps out there and cuts a promo.

Lance Archer

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

Jerry Lawler

Jake 'The Snake' Roberts of Stone Mountain, Georgia, was the darkest! I mean, he could've been a movie villain, he was so intense! He also had the hardest finishing move of all time, the DDT.

Killer Mike

Jake Roberts has a hard enough time being Jake Roberts. The truth is a brutal thing, I just hope that the kids take the time to learn about each of the wrestlers in the game, and if the kids can learn from our mistakes, that would make me a happy man.

Jake Roberts

I was even more of a fan of Jake The Snake than I was of my dad when I was a kid, and that's because of the snake. Jake used to have his snake, Damien, out in the locker room slithering around the showers. In the locker room, they would actually block off one of the showers just so Damien could roll around, and I'd sit there and watch him.

Randy Orton

I was real close with Jim Duggan and Jake Roberts. We all came out of Mid-South, so we all had that in common.

Ted DiBiase Sr.

2 p.m. beer nothing matters but flopping on a mattress with cheap dreams and a beer as the leaves die and the horses die and the landladies stare in the halls; brisk the music of pulled shades, a last man's cave in an eternity of swarm and explosion; nothing but the dripping sink, the empty bottle, euphoria, youth fenced in, stabbed and shaven, taught words propped up to die.

Charles Bukowski

A snake will always be a snake, even if you put a chain around its neck and try to make it walk upright.

Lisa Alther

Bad people drink bad beer. You almost never see an empty bottle of Rochefort tossed onto the side of the road.

Dave Cook

I knew no one had better ring psychology than Jake Roberts.

Diamond Dallas Page

One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.

Mark Twain

As teenagers, Marcus had been the muscle and Jake the brains. Marcus had beat up the kids who'd made fun of skinny Jake; Jake had convinced teachers not to punish him. Since then, Marcus had grown a brain (kind of) and Jake had developed muscles. But habits die hard.