A Quote by Jessica Simpson

The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! — © Jessica Simpson
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
The average adult laughs 15 times a day; the average child, more than 400 times.
The average scene in a film, you have to shoot it 15, 20 times. That means you got to laugh or cry 15, 20 times.
I thought, 'When I get pregnant, someone will be looking for a pregnant woman. I'll do a movie about a pregnant woman.' But that didn't happen.
Although federal law prohibits companies with 15 or more employees from discriminating against pregnant job seekers, it can be quite hard for an ordinary woman to land a job if she lets prospective bosses know she is pregnant.
It's so strange how people can be judgmental when they see a pregnant woman dressed in high heels and tight dresses. Being pregnant shouldn't make you feel less of a woman, but more of a woman!
The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
Children smile 400 times a day on average ... adults 15 times. Children laugh 150 times a day ... adults 6 times per day. Children play between 4-6 hours a day ... adults only 20 minutes a day. What's happened?
It’s our generation that is witnessing the end of Western predominance. The average American used to be more than 20 times richer than the average Chinese. Now it’s just five times, and soon it will be 2.5 times.
Listen to the pregnant woman. Value her. She values the life growing inside her. Listen to the pregnant woman, and you cannot help but defend her right to abortion.
I think as a pregnant woman we're all looking for stuff that makes us all look cute and fashionable and feel sexy when we're pregnant.
Infertility costs an average of about $16-20,000 per procedure, and you don't always get pregnant the first time. I had to go through it seven times. And adoption and surrogacy are not covered through insurance companies.
The average woman would not be pondering how fast her date could kill her, but I’ll never be an average woman.
A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next time you're looking for a used car.
The average woman falls in love seven times a year. Only six are with shoes.
The typical white American woman in 1800 gave birth seven times; by 1900, the average was down to 3.5.
I still like farts. I still think farts are some of the funniest things.
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