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You don't use mayonnaise, why? ... Are you addicted to mayonnaise? Is it okay if I use mayonnaise? I could go outside. — © Jim Gaffigan

You don't use mayonnaise, why? ... Are you addicted to mayonnaise? Is it okay if I use mayonnaise? I could go outside.

Jim Gaffigan

Jim Gaffigan

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Jim Gaffigan

Jim Gaffigan
American - Comedian
Born: July 7, 1966

One of my favorite things is mayonnaise and I have to tell you that. I love mayonnaise, but I don't eat it any more. If I do I put light mayonnaise on it, which I know is still not good but it's a lot better than the other one and I don't eat it that much.

Mike Ditka

Mike Ditka

I do have some guilty pleasures. I'm very keen on mayonnaise, so that's a shame, as I'm always battling with my weight. But I do love a plate of langoustine or lobster with dollops of mayonnaise.

Rick Stein

Rick Stein

I use honey to condition my hair and eggs for protein. Also, mayonnaise and olive oil are great options for keeping it moisturized.

Tasha Smith

Tasha Smith

It's hard to swallow your pride. That's why I slather mine in mayonnaise.

Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert

We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and Coke.

Paolo Di Canio

Paolo Di Canio

I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo.

Blake Anderson

Blake Anderson

Life's like a mayonnaise soda.

Lou Reed

Lou Reed

Chic is a kind of mayonnaise, either it tastes, or it doesn't.

Karl Lagerfeld

Karl Lagerfeld

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Robin Williams

Robin Williams

I don't think of eggs as being fundamental to the flavor of mayonnaise, but they are to Hollandaise.

Wylie Dufresne

Wylie Dufresne

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster.

D. H. Lawrence

D. H. Lawrence

Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers

I love mayonnaise, but mustard is a must when you're doing the Impossible Burger.

E-40

E-40

I have always wanted to write a book that ended with the word 'mayonnaise.

Richard Brautigan

Richard Brautigan

In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves.

Rachel Johnson

Rachel Johnson

I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches.

Anna Nicole Smith

Anna Nicole Smith

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