A Quote by Jim Gaffigan

Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though. — © Jim Gaffigan
Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.
I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away.
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy.
I think cookies are sort of the unsung sweet, you know? They're incredibly popular. But everybody thinks of cakes and pies and fancier desserts before they think cookies. A plate of cookies is a great way to end dinner and really nice to share at the holidays.
When I was a kid, I would come home from school, and my mom would buy the industrial-size Famous Amos cookies or Chips Ahoy when I was lucky. And I would sit in front of the TV set with a glass of milk... and I would dump cookies in there, smash them with my spoon, and eat cookies and milk with a spoon watching 'The Dukes of Hazzard.'
I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips out of chocolate chip cookies, the white side off of black and white cookies, and the vanilla center out of Oreos.
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them.
We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.
The pleasure lies not in the cookies, but in the pattern the crumbs make when the cookies crumble.
I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one. You shouldn't make cookies untouchable.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
Baking cookies is comforting, and cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal.
I love to make Christmas cookies, chocolate chips, peanut butter cookies, pecan pies, coconut macaroons, fruitcakes.
I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.
My sister, mom, and I always make holiday treats like Christmas cutout cookies and red and green chocolate chip cookies.
I'm addicted to chocolate chip cookies. I mean that seriously. If there are chocolate chip cookies, I will devour them.
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