Oh my God, if you're talking terrible theme songs, you have to mention Matt Hardy. I can't understand what they're even saying. There's a point in Matt Hardy's song where it sounds like they say 'I want to meet the cheese.' I'm always like, 'Meet the cheese?' Just goofy stuff.
There must be something wrong with those people who think Audrey Hepburn doesn’t perspire, hiccup or sneeze, because they know that’s not true. I n fact, I hiccup more than most.
Matt Hardy came into ROH with open arms. Matt came into ROH ready to learn.
Every day is great when your name is Matt Hardy.
Kurt Angle and Matt Hardy... I have so much respect for them.
I can't say enough good things about Matt Hardy.
Be able to hiccup silently, or at least without alerting neighbors to your situation. The first hiccup is an exception.
During contract negotiations, when I started to notice as well as hear from friends about Jeff Jarrett's shady business tactics, I did two things: I immediately filed a trademark for 'Broken' Matt Hardy, and started to record every conversation between Matt and anyone at that TNA office, including Ed Nordholm and Jeff Jarrett.
Broken Matt Hardy was born in Impact Wrestling and I think he had great memories.
Psychiatry is a pseudoscience.... You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do...Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you don't even -you're glib. You don't even know what Ritalin is.
I've learned that I can still be loved if I perform well, and I learned that from the broken brilliance of Matt Hardy.
When it comes to do or die situations, Matt Hardy will not die.
Even though i have no other choice but to marry you... I Just want to make it clear that i love and will always love Matt Hardy
Things that I had created or morphed into, I almost became. I felt like a broken man having to go back to plain old Matt Hardy in many ways.
Matt: I know you can cook. Meredith: What makes you so sure? Matt: Because less than an hour ago, you set me on fire.
The hand can be quicker than the eye, and the mouth can be quicker than the brain.