A Quote by Jimmy Fallon
Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.
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I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.
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Staring at the stars was like staring backward in time, since some stars are so far away that their light takes millions of years just to reach us. That we see stars not as they look now, but as they were when dinosaurs roamed the earth. The whole concept just struck me as…amazing somehow.
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