A Quote by Joan Rivers

If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

Joan Rivers

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Dog Floating Found My Dog Pool Punish

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Joan Rivers
American - Comedian
June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

I'm spinning records and I look across the restaurant and I see somebody who looks Asian. And I'm like, "Yo, that looks like Yoko Ono." I'm like, oh, I can just meet - that's going to be great. Then I look carefully and I'm like, "That's not Yoko Ono, that's Bruno Mars." And it was Bruno Mars. That just happened recently. I was bugging out. Because that was totally not Yoko Ono at all.

Talib Kweli

I'd want to direct a video for Yoko Ono. As long as I got to work with Yoko Ono someday, I'd be really happy. I just think she's such a great artist - it would just be so nice.

Fred Armisen

The underground went really underground. Grand Funk, and all these people man are the moderate's choice of music. Underground is Yoko Ono, The Black Poets. These people scare the hell out of most freaks. They laugh at Yoko Ono, but it's the whole cliché.

David Bowie

The scratches in Yoko Ono records are moments of relief.

Albie Sachs

Jean-Baptiste Mondino: "She's John Lennon and Yoko Ono at the same time".

Madonna Ciccone

I've managed to persuade Yoko Ono to put some of her work in my Penguin book!

Timothy Morton

I grew up in Greenwich Village. Dad was friends with John Lennon and Yoko Ono.

Yancy Butler

Its easy to gauge the worth of a man, just ask them what they think of Yoko Ono.

Owen Pallett

It's true that a smile can take years off a person - not that such a thing matters in Yoko Ono's case.

Elvis Mitchell

I like all kinds of music but some of my all time favorites are P.I.L., Yoko Ono, T-Rex, and Anton Karas.

Marcel Dzama

I would describe my personal style as putting Twiggy and Yoko Ono together. It is hobo with no rules.

Dawn Richard

I didn't have many role models or interesting women to get stirred up by until Yoko Ono came along.

Viv Albertine

Yoko Ono never deserved any of the hate she got. Paul McCartney and John Lennon weren't getting along.

Patrick Stump

Look at Kate Bush, Patti Smith, Yoko Ono - three really private people, but when they're on stage or when they're singing, they let go like no one else.

Viv Albertine

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!