A Quote by Joan Rivers

You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.

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Joan Rivers
American - Comedian
June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

Bob Hope

You know you've reached middle age when all you exercise is caution

Abraham Lincoln

Slow down. Enjoy life. It's tough to slow down if your mind is going a million miles a second. It's tough to slow down if you think what these people do here matters.

Frederick Lenz

Decisions about your health should be between you and your doctor, not a bureaucrat and an insurance company. Let's expand choice rather than limiting it. Let's create jobs instead of destroying them. And let's bring down the costs instead of driving them up.

Rob Portman

I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police.

James Norton

Once I slow down because I think I have reached my peak, then my skills will go nowhere but down

Bruce Lee

They say with age your reflexes slow down. I've not felt it.

Sourav Ganguly

If you can rhythmically slow down your breath to four breaths a minute, you can indirectly control your mind and slow it down from its obnoxious behavior.

Harbhajan Singh Yogi

I know you are reporters and I know this is your job, but, you know, take your note pads, take your pencils down, take your grunt-o-meters down, the fashion police, put everything away and just watch the match, you know, from just the fans' perspective. I seriously think that the quality of the match today was great.

Maria Sharapova

If middle-class Americans do not feel threatened by the slow encroachment of the police state or the Patriot Act, it is because they live comfortably enough and exercise their liberties very lightly, never testing the boundaries. You never know you are in a prison unless you try the door.

Joe Bageant

Well, my dad did a lot of Kung Fu when I was growing up, so he taught me a lot about mental toughness. Ways to slow your heart rate down, slow your breathing down to take control of your body so you can push yourself to the next limit.

Jamal Murray

The nice thing about your police procedural as opposed to your classic murder mystery is that in a murder mystery you don't know who did it. Whereas in a police procedural you know, you know everything often and you're watching the police home in.

Terry Pratchett

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Bob Hope

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms"

Tommy Cooper

But I don't think of the future, or the past, I feast on the moment. This is the secret of happiness, but only reached now in middle age.

Virginia Woolf

You know what I mean. And by the way, you should slow down.” I sighed. “You’re kidding me. This is coasting. This is little old lady speed.” “NASCAR drivers would have heart attacks. Slow down before we get a ticket.” “Chicken.

Rachel Caine

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