A Quote by Joe E. Lewis

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.

Joe E. Lewis

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Joe E. Lewis
American - Comedian

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

Joe E. Lewis

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Rumi

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