A Quote by Joe Jonas

When life gives you lemons, throw them back. — © Joe Jonas
When life gives you lemons, throw them back.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.
It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
You have to turn the lemons life gives you into lemonade, and you have to take time to sit back and enjoy it.
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.
When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.
When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else.
Workers are like lemons: When the rich have sucked out all the juice, they throw them in the garbage.
When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
This site uses cookies to ensure you get the best experience. More info...
Got it!