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Pulled pork jokes never get old.

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Joel Edgerton
Australian - Actor
Born: June 23, 1974

I am a Southern girl at heart, so I have a pulled pork sandwich and Key lime pie every day. It's a problem.

Billie Lourd

I don't know what he has. A pulled groin. A hip flexor. I don't know. A pulled something. I never pulled anything. You can't pull fat.

Bruce Coslet

As for bread, I count that for nothin'. We always have bread and potatoes enough; but I hold a family to be in a desperate way when the mother can see the bottom of the pork barrel. Give me children that's raised on good sound pork afore all the game in the country. Game's good as a relish and so's bread; but pork is the staff of life... My children I calkerlate to bring up on pork with just as much bread and butter as they want.

James F. Cooper

White people made up the n-word, they knew about racial jokes before anybody, and in their old movies and old cartoons they made fun of everybody, especially black folks. Racial jokes were not new to them.

Paul Mooney

I don't do any jokes that old. I might have maybe one or two jokes from high school that I still do.

Dave Chappelle

I like jokes, but Ray and I, we never did jokes. We weren't in that line of humor. We each contributed our own kind of observations. I'm glad to have people look at and laugh at and respect and get some creative juice out of what we did by observing.

Bob Elliott

My leg was pulled on social media with memes and jokes due to my 'sanskaari' image.

Alok Nath

Being schooled is the same thing as learning, and you can never be too old to have your coattail pulled when you're wrong about something.

Troy Carter

I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not a huge fan of repeating jokes, and I don't really do any of my old material from old stand-up acts.

Daniel Tosh

Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh?

Aristophanes

Anybody who thinks that getting a communication from a voter in your district is spam - that guy is pork. Roast pork unless he changes his point of view.

Dick Morris

Ours was a pork-free household. The rules were arbitrary but strict: No pork in the house, ever. Except for the occasional pepperoni pizza. Or maybe Hawaiian.

Samin Nosrat

One of the great things about kids is they haven't heard a lot of the old jokes. You can get away with the corny ones.

Fred Willard

I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long.

Robin Thicke

There are jokes I know I want to tell, and there's sort of a rough order, but usually I try to change it up every show, to improvise and talk with the audience. I think when you tell jokes, if you're not careful, you can end up telling the whole list of jokes and then that's it. And that can get a little boring.

Demetri Martin

The toughest nights when I was a young, unknown comedian were opening for these real old-time Italian singers. I'm like Grace Jones to them. "This guy is nuts-talking about socks. Where's the wife jokes, where's the fat jokes?"

Jerry Seinfeld

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