A Quote by John Arlott

The umpire signals a bye with the air of a weary stalk — © John Arlott
The umpire signals a bye with the air of a weary stalk
Once I started working as a professional actor, it was like, 'Bye-bye waiting tables, bye-bye bartending, bye-bye all the cliched jobs actors do.' But after a year of not getting work, there's this really difficult conflict, like, 'Do I have to go back to being a waiter when people recognize me from a show?'
Once in 1979, [Zbigniew] Brzezinski gave an important slogan: "Bye-bye PLO." After two months, I was in Tehran saying to him: "Bye-bye Brzezinski." Who can imagine that America will lose one of its strongest bases?
Everybody's talking about ministers, sinisters, banisters, and canisters, bishops, fishops, rabbis, and popeyes, bye-bye, bye-byes.
I do not say goodbye. I believe that's one of the bullshitiest words ever invented. It's not like you're given the choice to say bad-bye, or awful-bye, or couldn't-care-less-about-you-bye. Everytime you leave, it's supposed to be a good one.
Any umpire who claims he has never missed a play is . . . well, an umpire.
I was a great base umpire, but I was the most mediocre plate umpire to ever come into the major leagues.
One thousand ways to say good-bye One thousands ways to cry One thousand ways to hang your hat before you go outside I say good-bye good-bye good-bye I shout it out so loud Cause the next time that I find my voice I might not remember how.
Most plays that are missed by the umpire are caused by the umpire not reading those cues early enough and making the proper adjustments.
A good umpire is the umpire you don't even notice
A good umpire is the umpire you don't even notice. He's there all afternoon but when the game is over, you don't even remember his name.
It also signals to me, when I pick up a pencil, that this is a rough draft. This is not going anywhere, and no one's going to see it. You have permission to make all the mistakes you want. It signals freedom to me, and it signals mistakes.
Paris was sad. One of the saddest towns: weary of its now-mechanical sensuality, weary of the tension of money, money, money, weary even of resentment and conceit, just weary to death, and still not sufficiently Americanized or Londonized to hide the weariness under a mechanical jig-jig-jig!
Anyone interested in becoming a professional umpire and becoming eligible to work in the minor leagues must attend one of the two umpire schools sanctioned by Major League Baseball.
Wave bye-bye to your cash cow, 'cause it's leaving the pasture.
I met my wife in 1990 when I was on the national tour of 'Bye, Bye Birdie.'
My first audition ever was for 'Bye Bye Birdie' in fifth grade.
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