A Quote by John Gourley

The worst gift I have ever gotten on Christmas is going to see Tim Allen in 'The Santa Clause.' — © John Gourley
The worst gift I have ever gotten on Christmas is going to see Tim Allen in 'The Santa Clause.'
When Tim Allen made The Santa Clause, I thought that was a delightful film. It took a modern sensibility but layered onto it a kind of sentiment.
'The Santa Claus' with Tim Allen, I watch it in July. I think he's so funny.
My worst Christmas ever was in 1987 when Santa brought me and my sister a dose of chicken-pox. And my worst present ever was a Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner! I don't like to sound ungrateful, but I do find vacuuming difficult to get excited about.
Giving is a really big thing around Christmas, as well it should be. Christmas is about giving, and it all stems from the greatest gift the world has ever received - the gift of Jesus Christ.
Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even thinking there. Here you go... nothing! Merry Christmas! It's nothing!
Harry Potter's like Santa Clause: something you can't see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it.
In your hurry to keep Christmas, you have forgotten Christmas. The truest gift of Christmas is the gift of self.
The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'
I wasn't Santa in Santa Jr., but I was Santa in Cancel Christmas.
My tolerance for crazy people is, I think, high a tolerance as you're ever going to find. I love being around David Allen Coe. I would have loved to hang out with Tiny Tim. I can listen to Sun Ra on a tape-recording rant.
At the heart of every really good Christmas movie is the threat, I suppose, to Christmas. Something is wrong with Christmas, in all of these movies. In 'The Polar Express,' there's a kid that doesn't really believe, and that's the threat to Christmas. In 'Santa Claus: The Movie,' jealousy and greed are threatening to overrun his Christmas.
John McCain is falling down on the job. He has gotten weak. He has gotten old. I do want to wish him a happy birthday. He is going to be 80 on Monday and I want to give him the best birthday present ever, the gift of retirement.
The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it.
Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa.
Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I'm not. *smiles*
This Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found.
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