A Quote by John Sandford

I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe. — © John Sandford
I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.
I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
I'm up at the crack of dawn.
Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight. OK? We don't do crack. We don't do that. Crack is whack.
To be honest, I think love is complete bullshit. I don't think anyone ever loves anyone. I think the best people ever get is horny; horny and scared, so when they find someone who makes them horny, and they get too scared of the world outside, they stay together and they call it love.
For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack.
I'm a shockingly bad sleeper. In bed very late. Awake at the crack of dawn.
Flying is so miserable these days. You have to go through security, and get up at the crack of dawn.
I told you that I love you, I was only telling a lie. I'll be long gone come the crack of dawn and I believe the word is goodbye.
I'm very good at getting up in the morning - so much of my life has been spent on film sets where we start at the crack of dawn.
Everyone wants to be safe. Well, I got news for you: You can't be safe. Life's not safe. Your work isn't safe. When you leave the house, it isn't safe. The air you breathe isn't going to be safe, not for very long. That's why you have to enjoy the moment.
I'm up at the crack of dawn. If I'm filming, then I'll wake at 5 A.M. so that I can get on set and made up before the cameras start rolling.
Who wouldn't prefer having breakfast in bed to getting up at the crack of dawn and having a cup of coffee in a studio makeup department?
I can still crack a safe with one hand tied behind my back. I'm not proud of it. But I was always against society.
Same thing every year, getting up at the crack of dawn, drinking, fighting, throwing up, pissing on walls and then you leave the house and things get bad.
I'm quite well-rehearsed in having mental days; being awake at the crack of dawn and still having to be awake late at night.
I've never smoked crack. I've never done most things, drug-wise. But I assume that the experience I had watching Lost is the experience that crack addicts have smoking crack.
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