A Quote by John Scalzi

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.

John Scalzi

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John Scalzi
American - Author
Born: May 10, 1969

When you finally understand the universe, it will not only be stranger than you imagine, it will be stranger than you can imagine.

Arthur C. Clarke

The Universe is stranger than we imagine!

Albert Einstein

The Universe may be stranger than we can imagine, but it's going to have a tough time outdoing Egan.

Greg Egan

Dedication: My thanks to the people who showed me that opera was stranger than I could imagine. I can best repay their kindness by not mentioning their names here.

Terry Pratchett

The future is going to be stranger and more various and more dynamic than anything people can imagine now. We will be extraordiarily tested. I wish us the best of luck!

Grant David McCracken

What is happening, I think, it's really bigger than psychedelics, it's bigger than human evolution. We are not making the waves in this ocean. We are corks, riding the waves of the ocean. But we are privileged, by perhaps chance alone, to occupy a unique moment in the history of the universe. A moment when the universe goes through some kind of self-transforming, evolutionary, inflationary expansion. That's what's happening.

Terence McKenna

There is no such thing as going on to something bigger and better than 'M*A*S*H' because there is nothing bigger and better. I have done the best I can do, and been in the best I could be in on television - with the best people.

Gary Burghoff

Any situation was better faced with an empty bladder, a clean body, and a lack of morning breath.

Jeaniene Frost

Not only is the Universe stranger than we think, it is stranger than we can think.

Werner Heisenberg

I believe there is magic everywhere. From the way art takes form from an idea and can be shared, to the way we love, to the way the world creates what we need to survive and that through all that, that we are part of a universe that is bigger than we could imagine. That's magical.

Janine and The Mixtape

The universe is expanding, and every second that you're alive, the universe is bigger than it was a second before. There's nothing in front of us, exactly, other than the future, and there's no space for the size, the density of the universe to go. Because it's expanding at every point simultaneously.

Ariel Pink

Imagine a world that seemed so much bigger than you. Imagine waking up one morning and finding a piece of yourself you didn't even know existed.

Jodi Picoult

The vector equilibrium is the zero point for happenings or nonhappenings: it is the empty theater and empty circus and empty universe ready to accommodate any act and any audience.

R. Buckminster Fuller

Nine-tenths of the world is entertained by scandalous rumors, which are never dissected until they are dead and, when pricked, collapse like an empty bladder.

Horace Greeley

There is nothing more mysterious than a TV set left on in an empty room. It is even stranger than a man talking to himself or a woman standing dreaming at her stove. It is as if another planet is communicating with you.