A Quote by John Swartzwelder

I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.

John Swartzwelder

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Bill Copy Couple Days Down Flush Getting Should Toilet

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John Swartzwelder
American - Novelist
Born: November 16, 1950

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.

Carolyn Gold Heilbrun

Right now I'm scoring goals and I'm the king of the world. And a couple weeks ago I was almost in the toilet. So maybe you just forget to flush me.

Alexander Ovechkin

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.

Jessica Hahn

Freshly brainwashed from rehab, I carry the bottle into the bathroom. I hold it up to the light. See the pretty bottle? Isn't it beautiful? Yes, it's beautiful. I unscrew the cap and pour it into the toilet. I flush twice. And then I think, why did I flush twice? The answer, is of course, because I truly do know myself. I cannot be sure I won't attempt to drink from the toilet, like a dog.

Augusten Burroughs

We actually had a toilet on the sideline in college. We had like a little mini-toilet; we'd go and flush it.

Adam Thielen

My Twitter is a joke toilet, and I filter all these old, cringe-y parts of my brother and my childhood through that in an attempt to flush it down the drain forever.

Cole Sprouse

If it were thought that anything I wrote was influenced by Robert Frost, I would take that particular piece of mine, shred it, and flush it down the toilet, hoping not to clog the pipes.

James Dickey

Bangkok is a toilet without a flush.

Bhumibol Adulyadej

If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.

Behdad Sami

Harry looked at Bellman. He could not help but admire him. The way you admire a cockroach you flush down the toilet and it comes creeping back again and again and in the end it inherits the world.

Jo Nesbo

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

Dov Davidoff

When young comedians ask me for advice that's the one thing I always say is if they're improvisers I'm like do improv, don't make that your sole thing. And at the end of the day when you do your best work you also just kinda, by definition flush it down the toilet and never do it again.

Chris Gethard

The humble latrine, or flush toilet, reduces disease by twice as much as just putting in clean water.

Rose George

I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.

Megan Fox

There were other stories and other names. Second Base Stace, who had breasts in fourth grade and let some of the boys feel them. Vincent, who took acid and tried to flush a sofa down the toilet. Sheila, who allegedly masturbated with a hot dog and had to go to the emergency room. The list went on and on.