A Quote by Jon Lajoie

Fame is like a tree. It helps you get pussy.

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Fame Get Helps Like Pussy Tree

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Jon Lajoie
Canadian - Comedian
Born: August 21, 1980

If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.

Sarah Silverman

Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, "Whoa, this is amazing!" At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.

Tucker Max

Everyone likes pussy. It's un-American not to like pussy.

Sam Zell

If you desire the path of sincerity, develop a love for obscurity. Flee from the clatter and clinks of fame. Be like the roots of a tree; it keeps the tree upright and gives it life, but it itself is hidden underneath the earth and eyes cannot see it.

Abdullah ibn Mubarak

They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy - the kind of pussy that looks like it just smoked an exploding cartoon cigar.

Jim Norton

Fame is useful in certain ways, because it helps you get more roles.

Mia Wasikowska

Pussy cat, pussy cat, I love you, yes I do. You and your pussy cat nose.

Tom Jones

I'm anti - the pussy generation. Not to be confused with pussy.

Clint Eastwood

Fame grows like a tree if it have the principle of growth in it; the accumulated dews of ages freshen its leaves.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I like the level of fame that I have. You get nice tables in restaurants sometimes, but fame isn't something that I find comfortable.

Aidan Quinn

Fame, what you like is in the Limo. Fame, what you get is no tomorrow.

David Bowie

In England, ballet is kind of closed. They are opening up a little bit, but it was always something not for the general public. So you don't get fame, like a football star or a film star. And if you don't get fame, you can't do other stuff.

Sergei Polunin

How much I can learn from a tree! The tree is my church, the tree is my temple, the tree is my mantra, the tree is my poem and my prayer.

Satish Kumar

Do you say that tree isn't pretty cause it doesn't look like that tree? We're all trees. You're a tree. I'm a tree. You've got to love your body, Eve. You've got to love your tree. Love your tree. (Leah)

Eve Ensler

I don't get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.

Shaquille O'Neal

Chaka, I know that pussy hairy. Sade, ooooh, I know that pussy tight.

The Notorious B.I.G.

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