I would love to do the therapist on 'Two and a Half Men' again or just work with Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.
How can I render uninterrupted interrogation that has been lasting the last 7 years? That's like asking Charlie Sheen how many women he dated.
Charlie Sheen was such a pro.
I've never met Charlie Sheen.
I don't want to replace anyone, especially Charlie Sheen.
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen is who again? Denise is engaged?
one blow in anger [would] kill, probably, a child from aged two to eight. Those over eight would take two blows to kill.
In 'Wall Street,' Charlie Sheen carried that movie.
If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.
My nards aren't clean
Ive been partying
With Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit
I think Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen have a lot of chemistry between them.
I would never go on an intimate date with Charlie Sheen. He is really not my type at all.
It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.