A Quote by Jon Stewart

If we are going to amend the constitution, shouldn't it be to keep the omos-hay from arrying-may?

Jon Stewart

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Amend Constitution Going Hay Keep May

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Jon Stewart
American - Entertainer
Born: November 28, 1962

Are we going to change the Constitution? I hope never. We would have to amend it. Let's uphold the Second Amendment.

Richard Shelby

The Constitution is constant. There's not one elected official who has the power to change it. There is a way to amend the Constitution, and the Constitution spells out the procedures that must be taken to change it. Presidents cannot. Now, I know this is gonna shock many of you in the low-information community.

Rush Limbaugh

When it is not necessary to amend the Constitution, it is necessary not to amend the Constitution.

Bill Vaughan

The technologies which have had the most profound effects on human life are usually simple. A good example of a simple technology with profound historical consequences is hay. Nobody knows who invented hay, the idea of cutting grass in the autumn and storing it in large enough quantities to keep horses and cows alive through the winter. All we know is that the technology of hay was unknown to the Roman Empire but was known to every village of medieval Europe. Like many other crucially important technologies, hay emerged anonymously during the so-called Dark Ages.

Freeman Dyson

Congress decides who becomes a citizen and how. To automatically say the 14th Amendment grants birthright citizenship, no, we can't change that. Amending the Constitution, not possible, takes too long. We gotta find another way of dealing with this. No, we don't, because it's not there. You don't have to amend the Constitution.

Rush Limbaugh

Amend Constitution to remove aliens' birthright citizenship.

Ron Paul

Our founders made it extraordinarily difficult to amend the Constitution.

Barack Obama

The only way out of the current crisis is to amend the Constitution.

Abhisit Vejjajiva

We know no document is perfect, but when we amend the Constitution, it would be to expand rights, not to take away rights from decent, loyal Americans. This great Constitution of ours should never be used to make a group of Americans permanent second-class citizens.

Barbara Boxer

I support the President's plan to amend the Constitution, banning same-sex marriage.

Dick Cheney

I do not like poems that resemble hay compressed into a geometrically perfect cube. I like it when the hay, unkempt, uncombed, with dry berries mixed in it, thrown together gaily and freely, bounces along atop some truck-and more, if there are some lovely and healthy lasses atop the hay-and better yet if the branches catch at the hay, and some of it tumbles to the road.

Yevgeny Yevtushenko

The U.S. Constitution is the basic framework for the greatest democracy on Earth. Some of my colleagues find it easy to amend it. I don't.

Byron Dorgan

The time has now come to amend the Constitution to restore freedom of speech for America's people of faith.

Ralph E. Reed, Jr.

Do thou amend thy face, and I'll amend my life.

William Shakespeare

I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God, and that's what we need to do is to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards.