A Quote by Jon Stewart

I don't have a sort of Amway-esque chart up on my refrigerator or anything. — © Jon Stewart
I don't have a sort of Amway-esque chart up on my refrigerator or anything.
I did not sell Amway, but I sold Shaklee, which was an Amway-type product sold through multi-level marketing.
I don't think a lot of people realized that piracy is out there, and it's not a Disney-esque or Johnny Depp-esque type of thing.
A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house.
I went to Dave Eggers with this idea of doing a movie about a guy going through some sort of Frank Capra-esque journey.
I was the first white British woman to reach No 1 on the R&B chart - the American black music chart.
Taliban-esque: Any behavior that imposes the beliefs of one person on everyone else. Conversations with the Taliban-esque are impossible. They aren't even conversations. With them, it's my way or no way.
We may be tossed upon an ocean where we can see no land - nor, perhaps, the sun or stars. But there is a chart and a compass for us to study, to consult, and to obey. That chart is the Constitution.
They say that when it comes to the depth chart, it can change any day and that we dictate how the depth chart goes. If one person has a great day, he might be going with the 'ones.' If a person slips up a little bit, he might be going with the 'twos' and 'threes.'
I always considered myself a loner. I mean, not like a poor-me, Byron-esque, I-should-have-brought-a-swimming-buddy loner. I mean the sort of person who doesn’t feel too upset about the prospect of a weekend spent seeing no one, and reading good books on the couch. It wasn’t like I was a people hater or anything. I enjoyed activities and the company of friends. But they were a side dish. I always thought I would be happy without them.
These kids [of the current generation] have no fear of technology ... sort of like I have no fear of a refrigerator.
Have a goal. Know where you want to end up. Knowing where you want to end up is a lot easier than figuring out how to start and how to get there. You will figure out how to get there. Do not chart your career. Trust me; you do not want to chart your career.
There is no data that can be displayed in a pie chart, that cannot be displayed BETTER in some other type of chart.
I've been able to chart out my professional life. But I can never chart out my personal one.
'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like... after "I love you"... or "You're going to live."
I can put together a pretty decent meal from whatever happens to be in the refrigerator and the pantry. I like the challenge of this sort of improvisation, the rigor of limitation and sometimes having to take a risk.
Amway gets people into a new life of excitement, promise, profit, and hope.
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