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9/11 references are like Lay's potato chips...no Congress can make just one.

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Jon Stewart
American - Entertainer
Born: November 28, 1962

If you have potato chips, that means, "Who's coming over?"Wealthy people - white people who're wealthy - have a bag of potato chips that's folded over with a clip. "What? There's some left over?" In my house, if there was a bag of potato chips, we'd pour it in a bowl and everybody would just dip in till it was gone.

Sandra Cisneros

Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one.

Stephen King

I'm a big potato chip girl. I don't like chocolate and cakes and all that, but I have to have my potato chips. I've got bags in the back of my car right now! But I never beat myself up about it, because, look: You can't give up every damn thing. You need something in your life that you like just because you like it!

NeNe Leakes

Government bailouts are like potato chips: You can't stop with just one.

Thomas Sowell

I still love chips. Chips are still my favourite potato dish. I struggle not to have chips every day.

Dawn O'Porter

I get superstitious. I always have to have some form of potato, either chips or mashed potato or roast potatoes on a show day.

Nadine Coyle

A vampire victim. I'd never seen a lone kill. They were like potato chips; once a vamp tasted them, he couldn't stop at just one.

Laurell K. Hamilton

I love plain Lays potato chips - that's like my favorite food.

Sara Evans

I auditioned for soap operas and commercials; I remember auditioning for Lays potato chips. It was a sort of 'Mutiny on the Bounty' sketch, where Captain Bligh was torturing the crew by saying, 'You can only have one Lays potato chip,' and they all rise up.

John Lithgow

I really dislike flavoured potato chips, and so I always insist on just potatoes and salt, y'know? But that's not weird.

Joe Satriani

There's a deli around the corner from my office where I'd get a bag of chips with my sandwich, and I was hiding them under my sandwich because I was embarrassed. When I had this epiphany that I was hiding the potato chips from myself, I realized there was an opportunity there.

Keith Belling

When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.

Carlos Mencia

I don't really like sweets, so that's never been a problem. Instead I'll have Kettle potato chips, which are gluten-free.

Scott Michael Foster

If you gave a bag of potato chips to the guy who invented Pringles, he'd look at you like you were trying to hand him an abortion.

Dana Gould

I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips.

Tyra Banks

We have 11 great potato flavors, and customers have been clamoring for tortilla. For over a year, we worked to develop the four flavors of tortilla popchips: chili limon, nacho cheese, ranch and salsa. They're made with traditional stoneground masa, are gluten-free, and have less than half the fat of other chips.

Keith Belling

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