A Quote by Josh Billings

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. — © Josh Billings
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.
It isn't that I dislike artists, but I can't stand anyone who puts on those ponderous airs of a man of character.
If someone starts talking about pride today I'm going to vomit... The Apache nation had pride and look where they are. The bushmen of Kalahari have pride and look where they are.
I'm interested in man's march into the unknown but to vomit in space is not my idea of a good time. Neither is a fiery crash with the vomit hovering over me.
For misdirected love, the attainment of its object is, indeed, the best cure; but it cures as the guillotine cures headache.
Everybody puts on airs, regardless of race.
In a tavern everybody puts on airs except the landlord.
I think that one of the causes of these repeated failures is that our best and greatest men have greatly underestimated the size of this question (slavery). They have constantly brought forward small cures for great sores-plasters too small to cover the wound. That is one reason that all settlements have proved so temporary-so evanescent.
Fasting cures diseases, dries up bodily humors, puts demons to flight, gets rid of impure thoughts, makes the mind clearer and the heart purer, the body sanctified, and raises man to the throne of God.
How majestic is naturalness. I have never met a man whom I really considered a great man who was not always natural and simple. Affectation is inevitably the mark of one not sure of himself.
Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.
Here. (Zarek) What is it? (Astrid) Arsenic and vomit. (Zarek) Really? And yet you managed to hack that up so quietly. Who knew? Thanks. I’ve never had vomit before. I’m sure it’s extra special. (Astrid)
When God wants to make a man, he puts him into some storm.
Pride destroys all symmetry and grace, and affectation is a more terrible enemy to fine faces than the small-pox.
All a man has is pride. Sometimes you have it so much it is a sin. We have all done things for pride that we knew were impossible. We didn't care. But a man must implement his pride with intelligence and care.
Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office.
When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner.
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