A Quote by Judy Gold

My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting.

Judy Gold

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Judy Gold
American - Comedian
Born: November 15, 1962

She [Sadie Thompson] gathered herself together. No one could describe the scorn of her expression or the contemptuous hatred she put into her answer. "You men! You filthy dirty pigs! You're all the same, all of you. Pigs! Pigs!"

W. Somerset Maugham

Pigs are dirty, but I will tell you something dirtier: Liars! Untruth always smells like rotten garbage!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

There's two kinds of dirty - dirty and sewer-dirty. Danny Ferry is sewer-dirty and has been ever since he was at Duke.

Shaquille O'Neal

On the three pigs he and his wife own: "We acquired the pigs last year. My wife was born on a pig farm and has always been very fond of pigs. Of course, they are for eating, which is why they are named Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. You wouldn’t want to eat Rufus, Marcus and Esmeralda.

John Mortimer

I have myself a poetical enthusiasm for pigs, and the paradise of my fancy is one where pigs have wings. But it is only men, especially wise men, who discuss whether pigs can fly; we have no particular proof that pigs ever discuss it.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

Never wrestle with pigs. You get dirty and they enjoy it.

Creighton W. Abrams, Jr.

Who can't like pigs? They're wonderful creatures! I've always liked pigs.

Alexander McCall Smith

Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

Mark Twain

'Dirty Jobs' is a fun, simple little show with huge themes under it. For me, it's penance, it's redemption, it's a sweaty mess.

Mike Rowe

Pigs are not that dirty. And they're smart, strange little creatures. They just need love.

Shelley Duvall

Action films are emotionally and physically draining, and you're dirty and sweaty. In a romantic comedy, you have to have your fingernails perfect, you're in air-conditioned rooms the whole time.

Morris Chestnut

I have two sons. Good sons. They're both businessmen.

Gordon B. Hinckley

cats will be clean in a pigsty while pigs will be dirty in a marble hall.

Vicki Baum

When I think about political races, and certain consultants, the word that comes to mind is dirty. Dirty, dirty, DIRTY!

Angela Alioto

Administrators are like pigs; don't wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it.

Don Meyer

I'll not always be here on guard. The stars twinkle in the Milky Way and the wind sighs for songs across the empty fields of a planet a Galaxy away. You won't always be here. But before you go, whisper this to your sons and their sons - "The work was free. Keep it so.

L. Ron Hubbard

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