A Quote by Jules Feiffer

I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I was not poor, I was needy. They told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy, I was deprived. Then they told me underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still do not have a dime but I have a great vocabulary.

Jules Feiffer

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Jules Feiffer
American - Cartoonist
Born: January 26, 1929

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David Levithan

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