A Quote by Julie Gerberding

Everybody has a colon. Everyone over 50 needs to get their colon checked.

Julie Gerberding

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Checked Colon Everybody Everyone Get Needs Over Over 50

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Julie Gerberding
Born: August 22, 1955

Doctors said that the test most commonly used to screen for colon cancer doesn't go far enough. They're recommending a procedure that involves photographing the entire colon. I say, don't vie CBS an idea for another reality show.

Bill Maher

Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft. When it came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon found it safest to think big.

Terry Pratchett

If one has a routine colonoscopy at the age of 50 and then colonoscopies thereafter as the physician recommends, you could largely prevent colon cancer, you could detect it in its very earliest stages and cure it.

Laurie Glimcher

Take care of your colon and your colon will take care of you.

Travis Barker

It's also obsessiveness. I'll spend a lot of time working on a single sentence, debating over a dash or a colon, etc. I want things to be perfect. I know nothing will ever be as perfect as I want it, and this is very sad, but sometimes I can get close.

Mary J. Miller

So inane-I cause Colon Blow pain

El-P

Fiber has a beneficial effect in preventing colon cancer.

David Jenkins

You don't know what a semi-colon does... sort of like my act.

Rob Cantrell

People just don't know that you can have colon cancer and be completely asymptomatic and healthy.

Julie Gerberding

Every organ, gland and cell in the body is affected by the condition of the colon.

Norman W. Walker

I would die at the stake rather than change a semi-colon!

Edmond Rostand

If I keep grinning maybe my inoperable colon cancer won't hurt so much.

Tony Millionaire

Let's take care of mothers and infants first, and then let's see what's left over for everybody over 50. I'm over 50. If I get sick, I would rather have money spent on children before it's spent on me.