A Quote by Justin Roiland

My secret to comedy is don't offend anybody. Don't offend anybody ever. That's my secret.

Justin Roiland

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Justin Roiland
American - Celebrity
Born: February 21, 1980

Back in the old days, everyone was shocked if a band had a sponsor for their tour. Now, Bob Dylan can do a commercial for Victoria's Secret and people don't really blink; the Beatles' songs are in all sorts of commercials these days and it doesn't seem to offend anybody. The times are changing.

Judd Apatow

It doesn't matter how many people you offend, as long as you're getting your message to your consumers. I say to those people who do not want to offend anybody: You are going to have a very, very difficult time having meaningful advertising.

Phil Knight

I want to be careful when I'm breaking down matches because I don't want to offend anybody or knock anybody's work. It took me a long time to get where I was at, so I know how it feels when someone knocks on you.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

George Bernard Shaw

I didn't mean to offend anybody. It's my filter. I constantly work on it.

Pam Shriver

I don't believe I can offend you in a comedy club. I don't believe I can offend you in a concert. A comedy club is a place where you work out material; you're trying material.