A Quote by Justin Roiland

I can't burp on command.

Justin Roiland

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Command

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Justin Roiland
American - Celebrity
Born: February 21, 1980

About the most exciting thing a baby can do is burp - I've spent hours of my life holding a baby on my shoulder and patting its back, trying to loosen up a burp. Burping was probably invented to give the father something positive to do, since our chests are not equipped to allow us to do much else.

W. Bruce Cameron

It has to come out of the chain of command, because the chain of command has really become impotent. The chain of command is vested in protecting itself, and so often, the perpetrator of the assault is in the chain of command.

Paula Coughlin

I burp, I fart. I'm a real woman.

Kate Winslet

I burp like everyone else and I'm promiscuous.

Dusty Springfield

Waiting for God is not laziness. Waiting for God is not the abandonment of effort. Waiting for God means, first, activity under command; second, readiness for any new command that may come; third, the ability to do nothing until the command is given.