A Quote by Keith Jackson

My grandma once told my mama, 'The kid's walking crazy around the cornfield, talking to himself.' I was calling ballgames.

Keith Jackson

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Keith Jackson
American - Journalist
October 18, 1928 - January 12, 2018

Grandma told me Mama was once caught by the Principal for writing in the front of her book, "In Case of Fire, Throw This in First." I have never had so much respect for Mama as the day I heard this.

Erma Bombeck

Ever see a little kid walking around talking to himself? I'm the same way.

Chubby Checker

If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!

Chris Rock

My kids will find me walking around the house talking to myself and think I'm going crazy. I like to read the scripts out loud and really get the rhythm for the dialogue.

John Ridley

If someone's personality is 'punch an Asian grandma,' it's not a dialogue. I have an Asian grandma. You want to punch her? There ain't no common ground, mama.

Bowen Yang

Also, any older song, especially any World War II songs remind me of Mama. She goes around the house either whistling or singing all the time. It drives my sister Alice crazy when we're playing games and Mama does that while it's Alice's turn!

Reba McEntire

Seriously, my grandma's like the oldest lady on ShipRocked every year. My grandma's crazy.

Maria Brink

Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun. Oh, but mama, that's where the fun is.

Bruce Springsteen

Grandma told me all about it, Told me so I couldn't doubt it, How she danced, my grandma danced; long ago.

Mary Mapes Dodge

Grandma once told me it's easy to overthink love, to dissect it and question it until it is no more.

Ellen Hopkins

I think I wrote once that baseball in many ways is very much like reading. I said there are more bad books than bad ballgames, or maybe it was the other way around. I can't remember.

Roger Angell

Mama always told me, be careful what you do, don't go around breaking young girls hearts.

Michael Jackson

My grandma told me, don't get into trouble. I know how hard she worked to take care of her own nine kids and my mama's three. And I just never wanted to hurt her. I never wanted to do something that would embarrass her.

Shannon Sharpe

I have a black Grandma and white Grandma. My white Grandma lives in Fort Lauderdale, paints, and teaches bridge. She's wonderful. My black Grandma, equally wonderful, is my neighbor across the street, Bobbie, who's always insisted that I call her Grandma, and honestly, over the years she's become a real Grandma to me.

Davy Rothbart

Grandma and Mama showed me that you always have to give as much as you can, no matter what.

Carlene Carter

The people talking on their cell phone and following GPS instructions to where grandma's house is saying I don't need space - excuse me, that's how you know where grandma lives, and when to make the left turn.

Neil deGrasse Tyson

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