I was reading an interview with Keith Richards in a magazine and in the interview Keith Richards intimated that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards! Says that kids should not do drugs!
Keith, we can't do any more drugs because you already f-king did them all, alright? There's none left! We have to wait 'til you die and smoke your ashes! Jesus Christ! Talk about the pot
and the f-kin' kettle.
I always thought I looked kind of like Keith Richards, and sometimes I think I look like Michael Jackson in his mug shot. But as I think Keith Richards is pretty great-looking, I'm embracing that part of me.
I'm not sure you can count as history, was Keith Richards's "Life," which he so modestly titled it. I did find it a fascinating book. Keith's a pretty honest fellow.
I think I might have a bad psychic advisor. When I asked her to contact the dead, she gave me Keith Richards' phone number.
Oh my god, I am so awesome!" Leo bellowed. "So awesome!" Echo yelled back. "He is funny," a nymph ventured. "And cute, in a scrawny way," another said. "Scrawny?" Leo asked. "Baby I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.
I want to play Keith Richards.
Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.
I'd like to make a show with Keith Richards.
On Keith Richards: He's like a monkey with arthritis.
One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in the back and I could see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards trying to get in the club and they couldn't get in cause it was to crowded.
I never wanted to be Keith Richards or Jimmy Page.
Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.
I love those Keith Richards solo records, but it's not the Rolling Stones.
I looked at Mick Jagger and Keith Richards and the boys up there thinking, I want to be that.
I know Mick Jagger wouldn't tour without Keith Richards and call it the Rolling Stones.
If you look at photos of the Gettysburg Address there's a guy off to the right who I think is Keith Richards.