A Quote by Kevin Myers

When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist. — © Kevin Myers
When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.
With great difficulty, I persuaded my dentist to saw one of my teeth level with the others. He thought it might kill the tooth, but it didn't. I wanted it done because I was doing a lot of television with food and I saw myself eating with these horrible crooked teeth.
Put you energy into music. If it fails you, you can become an accountant or a dentist. And then if you become a dentist or an accountant, it's too late to become a musician afterwards.
It takes a very long time to read a script. I'll look at a script, but there are so many scripts. I remember once being at the dentist, and the guy was doing my teeth and telling me about the screenplay he'd written and he said, "Will you read it?" And I said "Oh...okay." And it turns out that it was about a dentist!
It's funny because I want my teeth to be, like, neon 'Real Housewives' white, but mine have stopped taking to teeth whitening. When I talk to my dentist, I'm like, 'They can be that white,' and he's like, 'Veneers can be that white.'
I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.
My grandfather used to be a dentist, and he made me these retainers that have vampire teeth on them.
I was in the dentist's chair for 11 hours and now I've got a set of gleaming teeth.
My dear Algy, you talk exactly as if you were a dentist. It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produces false impression
I always wanted to be a dentist! I thought I was going to be fixing teeth and making beautiful smiles.
You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!
I don't believe in the hereditary principle in the House of Lords. Imagine going to the dentist, sitting in the chair and he says, 'I'm not a dentist myself, but my father was a dentist and his father before him. Now, open wide!
It's no good kicking progress In the teeth - there's nothing wrong with a tractor.
When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
I went to school for eight years to be a dentist. Sorry if the person in the fifth row doesn't like it and thinks I should be a bag guy because people hate the dentist. People might not like the dentist, but they do like people who chase their dreams.
Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others
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