A Quote by Kevin Nealon
Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.
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It's a safe bet that someone who tells you you need to calm down has never actually seen you when you needed to calm down.
Calm down, Horus said. "Don't tell me to calm down!" Bast frowned. "I didn't." "Talking to him!" I pointed at my forehead.
There are so many great animals in our local shelters that people don't really know about. Annually, two to four million animals are euthanized, and we can bring that number down significantly by going to our local shelter and adopting and also by spaying and neutering your pets.
When people come to me saying they want to kill themselves, I tell them, "What’s your rush? You can kill yourself any time you like. So calm down. Suicide is a positive act." And they do calm down.
If an individual has a calm state of mind,
that person's attitudes and views will be calm and tranquil
even in the presence of great agitation.
We had a shared experience. That makes a good marriage better. In many ways our marriage is great because she has made it great.
I have tactics that calm me down and mellow me out so I go in to the game calm and ready instead of punching the walls.
I wasn't the president. And my first wife thinks I'm great. And my second wife and my - and I have a great marriage. I mean, I have a great marriage.
Trust Christ! and a great benediction of tranquil repose comes down upon the calm mind and the tranquil heart.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Sometimes, people say, 'You need to fight smart.' After a fight gets started I don't know what happens with me. I feel crazy. A lot of times my coach says, 'Calm down. Calm.'
And there’s one more thing. (Gabriel) Neutering? (Zeke)
I just hope that as I get older, I calm down and enjoy the moment, enjoy the great gifts that God has given me.
I look at marriage and I think marriage is phenomenal. I think it's great. I don't hold anything against marriage.
I like to relax and lie in the water. It is the way I calm myself down. But every time I walk past my bathroom, I go in and I put on some perfume. I use different perfumes for different moods. If I feel that I need to calm down, I put on certain fragrances that are more sensual. If I feel that I need to energize, I put on something else. Fragrance for me is so important.
What is marriage, is marriage protection or religion, is marriage renunciation or abundance, is marriage a stepping-stone or an end. What is marriage.
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