A Quote by Kinky Friedman

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another. — © Kinky Friedman
William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.
All Scouts should know about St. George. St. George is the Patron Saint of England; he is also the Patron Saint of cavalry in all countries, and therefore Patron Saint of Scouts.
Redd Foxx was the same gruff old codger you saw on television.
I'm an old school cat. I'm a fan of Richard Pryor and also Redd Foxx.
Here are the facts: my folks grew up so poor that, in the words of Redd Foxx, there were twenty o's between the p and r.
My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker.
I don't know any saint who wanted to be the patron saint of kissing.
Saint Claire, the patron saint of the kick-me sign.
These guys Steve Harvey and Cedric the Entertainer and Bernie Mac claim they're the Kings of Comedy. They may be funny, but they ain't no kings. That title is reserved for Rudy Ray Moore and Redd Foxx.
Back in Georgie's attic, he yanks the phone out of the socket and begins scrolling down the names under dialed calls, praying to anyone who will listen. God. Baby Jesus. Saint Thomas the doubter. Saint Whoever, patron saint of losers. Praying, Please, please, don't let it be true. The first name shatters him. The second makes his head spin.
I'm regarded as the patron saint of manicurists.
She was a patron saint of the peripheral.
Redd's face contorted with a sudden realization. "How could I have been so stupid?" The Cat was trying to decide if this was a rhetorical question when she roared, "It's a construct!" With a dismiissive swing of Redd's arm, Alyss and her army began to shimmer, the billon points of engery that formed them monentarily visible before exploding apart into nothing. Redd scoped the queendom with her imagination's eye. "Where are you, Alyss? Where is my dear little niece?
Christianity has its own superstition, anyway: Why you turn three times, what this saint means, why you pray to the patron saint of lost causes, why you go this way or that way.
You know, Christianity has its own superstition anyway: Why you turn three times, what this saint means, why you pray to the patron saint of lost causes, why you go this way or that way.
Each lost day has its patron saint!
I want to be like the patron saint of reality.
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